August 22, 2005

• I start classes today.  Once again I begin the 8-5 work 6-9 school shuffle.  Tonight's class is Computer Science 101.  It is a requirement and I cannot test out of it.  Basically it is an intro to Microsoft Office.  I will learn how to use Word, PowerPoint, and Excel.  Amsterdamnit!  Anyone born after 1975 can do that shit.  I looked over the course objectives......modifying text, inserting worksheets, creating headers and footers.....This course is a semester long; I think I'm gonna need to start hitting the drive-through daiquiris on my way to class and pouring them into a Smoothie King cup.

  
  

  **Edit: Last night we learned how to make text bold in Word.  I think this is some kind of punishment for something horrible I did in a former life.**

  
  

  In other news, I've developed some "Neighbor-Proof" packaging for Laurel.  I'm sending out the test package today.  Here's a preview:

  
  

  

  
  

  Special features include:

  
  

  
  
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    SUPER SIZED "A" to indicate the package's destination is the guest house, not the main house
    
    
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    BRIGHT PINK DUCT TAPE around entire package to insure that the package is not only noticed, but tamper-proof
    
    
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    Three angry chipmunks stuffed inside that WILL ATTACK if they do not hear Gizmo crying for attention

  
  

  I'm sending it out this afternoon with a tracking number.  Those bitches aren't messing up this one!!

  • 12:14 pm
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