June 3, 2007

  • A Much Better Quiz

    Mario and I decided to make up a quiz that is much more fun and, I suppose, relevant.

    1. Would you rather fart in public or pee on yourself in private?

    2. What was your favorite cartoon?

    3. What was your favorite Halloween costume?

    4. What was your favorite Halloween candy?

    5. If you were a MLB player, what would be your plate music?

    6. Where do you stand on Salt and Vinegar chips?

    7. Why does Matt want to fuck a kangaroo?

    8. Do you think being a cop makes someone a douchebag, or are most of the people who become cops douchebags from the get-go. In other words: Which came first, the cop or the douchebag?

    9. Do you think you should dispose of the US Flag after it touches the ground?

    10. Do you really think we landed on the moon?

    11. Do you think English should become the official language of the United States? (no, Bubba, as of yet there is intentionally no official language)

    12. How much do you love Feta Cheese?

    13. Do you think the United States should adopt the Metric System?

    14. Which one of your friends has the best nickname?

    15. How do you feel about couches on porches?

    16. Do you feel that your education has prepared you for your life to-date?

    17. Do you believe we should colonize the moon?

    18. What do you think is the most foul smell?

    19. What is your favorite beer?

    20. What do you feel is the most underrated movie?