April 5, 2006

  •  Looziana Saturday Night!


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    Lauren tries a Cosmic Clit....she loves it!  But then why the sad face?  Because it's almost a gone pecan!  Don't worry, cher, we're going out to the Stampede, THE most happenin' place East of the Mississippi.  Yee-Haw!


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    Caroline and Lauren, I mean Cali, lookin' hot at the bar.  Whoa!  Look at all those drinks!  Good thing we didn't have to pay for all of them.  I mean, being part of the Jack Daniel's clan has some perks, right? 


    See, what happened was Lauren and I went to this country bar in what used to be a skating rink.  Why did we go, you may be asking yourself?  Well, Caroline's roommates work for an alcohol distributor doing promotions for various brands of alcohol.  Did you see "The Loop" this past weekend?  Kind of like that.  So we go out for a Jack Daniel's promo last Saturday.  Long story short: Crazy Drunk Guy (CDG) thinks we're part of the posse and gets us to sign autographs and we start bullshitting him about being stepsisters and shit.  He buys us a round and then comes back two minutes later with another round because he forgot he had bought us the first round.  He was that fucking drunk!  So, more drinks, more country guys, more fake names, Lauren, ahem, Cali almost rode the bull (it broke ) and we finally had enough and went home.  Good times for the most part.  Until mustache man showed up, but we won't talk about him.  So, if we go again, and it wasn't that bad of a place, and some people call me Kennedy, one of them is probably CDG and the rest are his friends.  It's nice to have a fake name your friends know and are familiar with using around you.  Everyone should have one. 




    just another manic monday


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    Katie, Dan, Mario, and I went to the Cate St. Seafood Station Monday night.  Katie got herself some bearld shrimp, which she finished later that night, with Mario's help, of course.  How were they Katie?  I think she enjoyed them!


    Later that night, I said "Bethany, why is your purse so goddamn heavy?"  You remember Bethany, right?  That little darling that puts up with all of Jacob's bullshit?  C'mon, I know you know who I'm talking about.  Look:


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    Well, her purse was SO fucking heavy.  She said it was so she could swing it at an attacker in self defense, but that's horseshit because she could barely get a swing going because it was SO FUCKING HEAVY.  And it's a TINY purse.  So, I dumped it out and what did I find?


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    Over $15.00 in change, most of it pennies!  That girl!!!!  So, I'm changing it into paper money and probably saving her posture.  *sigh* Another day, another not-so-random act of benevolence.  Hopefully that will make up for the pixie sticks I stole from a baby last Thursday. ;)

Comments (5)

  • your posts make my freakin' day...and i'm working on changing my myspace picture...just for you!

  • Dude! I can see your gramaphone in the background! Shweeeet!

  • thank you, ma chere, for changing out my purse. but i can't help feel just a little bit saddened by the loss! and nothing else seems to fill the space.I tried to fit a puppy in there next to the homeless lady I snatched last weekend, but the one tried to eat the other (you figure it out). So i feel as soon as you give me the money back, i'm just gonna have to exchange it all for pennies anyway. But you're still a good Sumaritan on my list! :)

  • I liked the themed entry... if I come visit you could I get a fake name too... sounds fun

  • Godd fucking times Kennedy ;) We will stay away from mustache men from now on (red flag!) Oh, and the sad face was because the cosmic clit orgasmed and was not as exciting as I had hoped (we are some dirty, dirty girls!) El portal tonight?

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