March 15, 2006
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MY PRINTER ATE MY FINGER!!!
I was trying to stop a paper jam mid-print and the printer snagged my finger and tore off a piece! How bad you ask, in deepest sympathy? There was flesh stuck in the printer!! godDAMNit!!!!
So, beware! BEWARE! We've trusted these satellites too long, my friends. Take my word, they are out to get us!! Trust none! Take no prisoners!!! It's on, bitches!!
Comments (5)
Aw, poor Katy. You should go all Office Space on the printer, get your revenge.
That thing about 'Kathryn' will never not be funny. EVER.
i hope it doesnt hurt too bad... I would be out for a coupel of weeks if that happened.
DAMN girl... did you file a worker's comp claim for that shit? I hate office equipment... even when it's in my home... fuck technology. Although, God bless xanga, myspace and AIM, all programs which allow me to communicate with my bottom-of-the-map pimps and hustlas... KT, that means YOU.
....wow......sorry to hear about that....i recently just had a few printer problems of my own. i say we have a bonfire and throw not just printers, but a bunch of electronics into it. get out some rage. it might be fun....
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